Zombie Update 2k12

Your one stop for info regarding the 2k12 zombie infestation
Ohhh, Florida. Just when we think we’re in the clear and everyone has stopped making fun of us for having the Miami zombie, you go and do something like this. According to a local St. Augustine news station, a naked man (seems to be a trend…) went on a rampage and ended up biting a man’s stomach, ripping out a chunk of flesh. Check out the story and see for yourself! 


Excerpt:
“Police officers said they tried to restrain Haughee as he kicked, spit on and tried to bite the officers. The officer used a Taser on Haughee and after five seconds, the report said he stood up and fell or dove over a railing on the porch, hitting his head on the concrete. When he stood up, officers shocked him again. Haughee continued to struggle, biting and spitting on the officers, according to the report.”


P.S. The best part about this story is that police arrested him, and then LET HIM OUT! Apparently zombies are allowed to be bailed out too. 

Ohhh, Florida. Just when we think we’re in the clear and everyone has stopped making fun of us for having the Miami zombie, you go and do something like this. According to a local St. Augustine news station, a naked man (seems to be a trend…) went on a rampage and ended up biting a man’s stomach, ripping out a chunk of flesh. Check out the story and see for yourself! 

Excerpt:

Police officers said they tried to restrain Haughee as he kicked, spit on and tried to bite the officers. The officer used a Taser on Haughee and after five seconds, the report said he stood up and fell or dove over a railing on the porch, hitting his head on the concrete. When he stood up, officers shocked him again. Haughee continued to struggle, biting and spitting on the officers, according to the report.”


P.S. The best part about this story is that police arrested him, and then LET HIM OUT! Apparently zombies are allowed to be bailed out too. 

It’s spreading! According to the UK website, DailyMail, a woman in China was recently attacked and had her face chewed on by a “drunk” bus driver. Let’s ignore the humorous fact that the zombie’s name is “Dong”, and focus on how he ran into the middle of a busy street and jumped on top of this woman’s car! 

Excerpt:
 “It was then that Dong started biting Du’s face, leaving her covered in blood and weeping as passers-by tried to pull the attacker off his victim.”

It’s spreading! According to the UK website, DailyMail, a woman in China was recently attacked and had her face chewed on by a “drunk” bus driver. Let’s ignore the humorous fact that the zombie’s name is “Dong”, and focus on how he ran into the middle of a busy street and jumped on top of this woman’s car! 


Excerpt:

“It was then that Dong started biting Du’s face, leaving her covered in blood and weeping as passers-by tried to pull the attacker off his victim.”


And now the zombie and call me maybe song mashup we’ve all been waiting for.

While many in the country were blinding themselves by trying to see Venus pass in front of the sun, one man decided to make better use of his time and BITE A CHUNK OUT OF SOMEBODY’S FACE! That’s right, we’ve got another zombie attack, this time in Louisiana. Excerpt:
During the scuffle, Jacquneaux allegedly bit off “a chunk of Credeur’s face. The latter managed to prevent the former from doing further damage by spraying him in the face with wasp spray.

While many in the country were blinding themselves by trying to see Venus pass in front of the sun, one man decided to make better use of his time and BITE A CHUNK OUT OF SOMEBODY’S FACE! That’s right, we’ve got another zombie attack, this time in Louisiana. 

Excerpt:

During the scuffle, Jacquneaux allegedly bit off “a chunk of Credeur’s face. The latter managed to prevent the former from doing further damage by spraying him in the face with wasp spray.

Guy Acts Like Zombie, Terrorizes Miami

Well this is easily the best video I’ve seen in a while. To test how people would react to a real zombie in Miami YouTuber VitalyzdTV acted like a zombie and terrorized people in Miami for a bit. It’s amazing. Thanks again to Alex for this!

theamericangame-deactivated2012 asked: i have an annonymous or not annonymous question: whats the policy on sex with zombies. like say i capture the victoria secret catalog, get some bleach, and febreze... yeahhhhhhh

Zombie’s don’t sleep: anticipate cuddling.

Anonymous asked: Is the zombie apocalypse real? Or is everyone just taking this out of context and going batshit insane?

It’s probably about as real as the Mayan prophecy (take that whichever way you choose). In my opinion, it’s just a series of strange coincidences, which could potentially be caused by some kind of more realistic underlying cause. I honestly haven’t completely shut down the idea of zombies though…always ready! 

BREAKING NEWS

Gawker is reporting that the CDC is denying any type of Zombie outbreak happening even in the midst of ongoing cannibalistic attacks. Isn’t this how the movies usually start?

Despite the CDC’s reassurance, another case of man-eat-man was reported in Staten Island yesterday, as one diner patron bit off the eat of another customer in the midst of an altercation over which TV channel to put on.

Bubble Boy was on to something (via Doghouse)

shout out Alex for her tips and advertising!

Bubble Boy was on to something (via Doghouse)

shout out Alex for her tips and advertising!