Ohhh, Florida. Just when we think we’re in the clear and everyone has stopped making fun of us for having the Miami zombie, you go and do something like this. According to a local St. Augustine news station, a naked man (seems to be a trend…) went on a rampage and ended up biting a man’s stomach, ripping out a chunk of flesh. Check out the story and see for yourself!
“Police officers said they tried to restrain Haughee as he kicked, spit on and tried to bite the officers. The officer used a Taser on Haughee and after five seconds, the report said he stood up and fell or dove over a railing on the porch, hitting his head on the concrete. When he stood up, officers shocked him again. Haughee continued to struggle, biting and spitting on the officers, according to the report.”
P.S. The best part about this story is that police arrested him, and then LET HIM OUT! Apparently zombies are allowed to be bailed out too.